The Love Train Express

Edward: Our lil Psyco Mom is like our lil fun
ME: Oh you have no idea
Hubby: Um.. this isn't my wife
ME: oh ya Hello Hun.. this is me
ALTER ME: THE HELL IT IS!
ME: oh shut it.. ( i will talk to you later * said in head)
ALTER ME: Shutting it
Edward.. GOTTA LOVE THAT LADY!

j: *to edward* only you would be able to put up with all that
me: only he would want to lol but stop baggin on creamy jacob or i'll have to punish you
j: don't make promises you can't keep *gives me sly grin*
me: *rolls eyes* i would promise if you wouldn't enjoy it so much!

Well I gotta bring um along. Though could add a few More but Shane and Fang 4 sure.

Creamy: hmm punishment.. * thinks of the opportunities*
Edward: now ya talking
Hubby: Um maybe with me not you
Edward: Um?? NOT.. ME
Hubby: NO ME
Edward: NO >>>> ME! * glares his vampy eyes
HUBBY: um ok.. maybe later for me
Creamy: OH COME ON BOYS>> there is more than enough creamy to go around

is she seriously bringing her husband around here!!! wow and i thought i had no shame lol

( tee hee.. only in my mind only in my mind)